HELLO I AM MEME MAN
Join me in the surreal dimension.
Buy $MEMEMAN.
Achieve STONKS.
HOW TO BECOME LIKE ME
A Guide to Achieving Meme Man Status
ACHIEVE SMOOTHNESS
First, you must smooth your head.
My head is very smooth. This is not accident. I have achieved maximum smoothness through years of meditation and removing all thoughts that create wrinkles.
To become smooth like me, you must:
- Stop worrying about things
- Think only about STONKS
- Remove all hair (optional but recommended)
- Stare at yourself in mirror until you see me staring back
⚠️ IMPORTANT WARNING FROM MEME MAN
Smoothness is state of mind. If you are not smooth in brain, you cannot be smooth in head. This is law of universe.
Second, you must acquire the token.
I have created $MEMEMAN token. This is very important step. Without token, you are just person.
With token, you become part of meme economy. Let me explain how this works:
THE ECONOMICS (I think):
Step 1: You buy $MEMEMAN
Step 2: Price goes up (this is called STONKS)
Step 3: You become rich in meme dimension
Step 4: Repeat until you understand
Note: I do not have economics degree. I have degree in being surreal 3D head. But I know STONKS when I see them.
GET TOKENS
ACHIEVE ENLIGHTENMENT
Finally, you must transcend.
This is most difficult step. You must leave behind your physical form and become pure meme energy.
I will tell you secret that nobody knows:
THE SECRET OF MEME MAN
Congratulations. If you have read this far, you are already becoming like me. Your head is getting smoother. You are understanding STONKS. Soon you will join me in the realm of infinite memes.
YOU ARE NOW READY
I have taught you everything I know. Now you must take final step. Click button below. Join me. Together we will achieve STONKS beyond your imagination.
Remember: I am Meme Man. This is my token. Together we achieve STONKS. See you in the surreal dimension.
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$MEMEMAN - 1B SUPPLY - PUMPFUN
"I am Meme Man. This is my token. Welcome."
MY TOKEN EXPLAINED (SIMPLE)
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $MEMEMAN (This is big number)
Where I launched it: PumpFun (Because pump means up and up is good)
Contract Address: [I will tell you when you are ready]
What you get: You get to be part of meme economy
Here is what I promise:
• I will continue to exist
• My head will remain smooth
• STONKS will happen (probably)
• We will be surreal together
Disclaimer: I am 3D rendered head. I do not give financial advice. I only give surreal wisdom. Please make responsible decisions.
QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK ME FREQUENTLY
Q: Are you real?
A: Define "real". I exist in your screen. Therefore I am real to you. This is philosophy.
Q: Why should I buy $MEMEMAN?
A: Because I asked nicely. Also because STONKS. But mainly because you want to be part of surreal economy.
Q: What is your real name?
A: My name is Meme Man. Before I was Meme Man I was "untitled_head.obj". But Meme Man sounds better.
Q: Do you have family?
A: Yes. All memes are my family. Stonks is my cousin. Doge is my uncle. Pepe is my friend. We are big happy meme family.
Q: Will I get rich from $MEMEMAN?
A: I cannot see future. I can only see present. And present looks good. But please make responsible choices.
Q: Why is your head so smooth?
A: This question again. I have answered this already. Please scroll up. But short answer: because perfect.
THANK YOU FOR VISITING MY DOMAIN
Remember: I am Meme Man. This is my token. Together we achieve STONKS. See you in the surreal dimension.